This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
#and at that moment #Jamie’s phone rang #”JAMIE” Nili exclaimed on the other end of the line ”ARE YOU READY TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE ON A LOAN? #BECAUSE I’VE JUST FOUND A HOUSE MADE OF FREEDOM” #Nili was sounding more emphatic with every word #”INSTEAD OF A GUARD DOG WE’LL GET A BALD EAGLE #AND WE’LL TRAIN HIM TO SCREECH AT ANY COMMUNISTS WHO TRY TO CLAIM THIS LAND AS THEIR LAND#AND WE’LL SET OFF FIREWORKS EVERY DAY #AND THEY’LL GIVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR HOUSE IS STILL THERE #WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE AN APPLE PIE COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL #AND A BASEBALL GAME ON EVERY TV #BECAUSE THIS #THIS IS OUR LAND OF THE FREE” (via montypythonandtheholyblog)
To freakn funny to not repost
